- Yesterday I was unable to post anything because I had to pull a double shift. Yay! for co-workers calling in, that made my mood somewhat unstable and I was a ticking time bomb throughout the day but managed to pull through. Some interesting things happened during my long day:
- I went I out retrieve shopping carts when I noticed several hippies loitering by the front entrance. As I came closer to them I noticed that they were using the stores socket to power their laptop so they can watch youtube videos while eating grapes.
Me: Hey guys, you cant do that.
Hippies: What do you mean dude! Its a free country!
Ahh hippies gotta love them, they still think its all about love, peace and no war in Vietnam… - It was beautiful day, meaning its open season for thieves of all kinds. Detergent, diapers and cases of beer were being lifted all day but never made it out the door. A guy realized he was being watched and stopped at the deli to act like he was paying.
Five Finger Discount Guy: Uhhhh… you know what? I forgot my wallet…
Deli Clerk: Of course you did… - Drunk guy was in the store throwing cans of soup at other customers.
Me: Sir! You need to leave the store or I’ll call the cops!
Drunk guy: Whatever! Your not my dad!
Me: No… but those boys in blue can beat you like one. - People were being aggravated because the lines were long.
The Aggravated: Why are the lines sooo long!
Me: Because were still in recession. - Lady was drinking her fountain Pepsi and realized after drinking it halfway through it taste like “BO” (body odor.)
Pepsi fanatic: This crappy soda taste like “BO.”
Me: Oh mam, I didn’t know Pepsi that tasted like “BO” was good until it was half empty. - Supermarkets slashing prices!
- Change eating habit, work out, feel great… yeah its sounds good doesn’t it but com’on it cost too much and its too much work.
- Leave your issues at home people and don’t take it to my place of work!
- The security guy watching your store may not appear to be what he actually is
- Yummy… chutney! This looks and sounds too good.
- This is old news but its pretty funny when a big yellow chicken tries to hold up a supermarket.
What a wonderful day at work.
Lets hit the links!
Have a great weekend!
