Grocery stores tend to be busier the first part of the month because that is when people with food stamp benefits get their funds replenished. I’m all for government assistance to those in need but some people just take it for granted.
Me: Whoa! (astonished by the amount of items in the cart) Uhh.. How are you doing?
Food Stamp King: Hey! Just got paid and I’m hungry!
Me: I bet you are! Wow, I didn’t know we have king crab! This cost an arm and a leg!
Food Stamp King: Well you gotta treat yourself to the finer things in life, ya know?
Me: What’s the difference between organic juices and such stuff?
Food Stamp King: I don’t really know but I know if its more expensive than the others its gotta be good.
Me: I like your approach on food. Uh? These asian pear are like 3.49 each, I’m going to do a price check, that seems waaay to high.
Food Stamp King: No, don’t bother its totally fine.
Me: All right! That’ll be $202.12.
Food Stamp King: Ugh! My food stamp card won’t swipe can you swipe it for me?
(I can never afford these things on my salary, even if I could for a day, I’d be broke for the next couple of weeks. Fine dining to me is like super sizing my Mcdonalds Value meal.)



