As a checker, you get to see different kinds of people everyday and the items they purchased. You can tell a lot from a person from the things they buy like the obese businessman who at lunchtime always gets a bottle of water and salad or the lonely girl who’s buying a personal pizza with a bottle of Pinot Grigio wine and the 28 year old guy who gets a 12-pack of Mountain Dew Code Red, big bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos and HoHos for his late night binge of playing World of Warcraft. I’m sure there are many times you wonder about the strange combination of items that come through your line and that is when my imagination runs wild.
Guy and girl come into the store together but then “go dutch.”
Her item:
His item:
Com’on man! If you did the deed you should at least pay for the more expensive item.
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Wow…that’s amazing and unbelievable. Maybe PBR should get together with Flamin Hot Cheetos guy for a fun time!
Waht a life? Shopping at a grocery store looking for love, but some customers had a bad or just want to eat alone.
hahhahaha… funny shit man! pbr/pregnancy test. let’s hope she didn’t have the baby. your next one should be about people who are strung out. i bet u’ve seen some crazy shit!
Wonderful, that’s hilarious! Honey, let’s celebrate with a Pabst Blue Ribbon. I wonder what the checker thought the one time I bought (from a CVS/Rite Aid type of store) condoms and ear plugs in one fell swoop.
Or the scared-looking couple who rushes into the store at midnight to pick up a box of Plan B. Man you must see people at their absolute worst
Nice. Thanks for a Monday morning laugh
Ha! Reminds me of seeing kids buy pacifies, orange juice, and Vicks inhalers all together. I just want to walk up behind them and say “I know what you’re doing” all cryptic like.