What do you do when couples show too much (PDA) public display of affection in your place of work? Do you ignore the couple and just go on with your business or do you interrupt them with hopes that they won’t make you out to be a jerk.
As told by Johhny J, Courtesy Clerk
I was pushing a cart filled with apple juice to stock by the deli and I see this couple making out as if no one was around. I only took a quick glimpse but I can see they have serious tongue action going on while he’s kissing her neck and she’s grabbing his crotch. It’s peak business time in the store about 7 in the evening and I can’t believe this is going on. No one said anything so I decided to keep to myself, after all, its a job for the managers to take care of. I’m stocking the apple juice about 10 feet from them and I never laid eyes on them until the guy yells …
Leather Jacket Guy with Boner: Hey pervert!
I stopped what I was doing and looked around to see who he was talking to.
He looked right at me, and I remember saying to myself, “Oh, God”
Leather Jacket Guy with Boner: Would you mind your own business! Why don’t you run your little ass to the dairy cooler and stock some milk!
I was speechless and couldn’t help but notice the bulge trying to poke through his pants, I mean its something that you can’t avoid even when he’s shouting at you. He grabbed the girl and put her on his shoulders and walked outside, caveman style… yes, you read that right … caveman style.
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