Its Sunday afternoon, the guys are at home watching NFL football and it seems all of the women are at the grocery store. Buying 12-packs of beer, chips, salsa dip, and anything fried at the deli to bring home for the guys festivities. In the store full of women, there’s one guy that stands out. He’s not buying anything for the game or himself but for his wife…
Me: Whoa! Whats going on here?
Tampon errand boy: UGH!!! This is my second time here! It’s a tight game between the 49ers and the Colts! I gotta hurry home!
Me: Why’d you buy so many? AND they’re all different…
Tampon errand boy: The first time I came, she said it was the wrong one. I got yelled at for buying maxi pads instead of tampons. I forgot which one she told me to get, so I bought them all to avoid coming back.
Me: Why don’t you just called her?
Tampon errand boy: and get yelled at again! Don’t think so…
Me: Alright, well hold onto your receipt and bring back the ones she doesn’t want for a full refund.
Tampon errand boy: Don’t plan on coming back, she can do it.
bunch of tampons
