Caroline always loved pastries and her life long dream is to one day own her very own bakery. When she found out that her local grocery store needed a cake decorator, she stopped by the store everyday to talk to the manager. Caroline became jubilant when the job was hers and in tears as she received her white baking uniform.
Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring!
Fresh Cake Decorator: Hello… this is Caroline in the bakery. How may I help you?
Me: (Frantic and breathing heavily) He..Hello!?!? My son… he’s…
Fresh Cake Decorator: Sir, are you ok?
Me: No, I’m not ok! We were told that the toy on the cake is edible and now he’s bleeding from the mouth!
Fresh Cake Decorator: But, but its plastic..
Me: He’s still bleeding! I saved the toy, do you want me to bring it in?
Fresh Cake Decorator: .Oh.. Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
I hear a thump on the other end…
Me: Hello? Hello?
Fresh Cake Decorator: …
She fainted but she’s ok. Phew! Thank goodness she wasn’t around anything sharp.
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Always fun messing with the new help
OMFG youre a demon! P = Full of win.