Where is the KY Jelly?

I remember as 19-year old virgin, I wasn’t the typical teenager who thought about sex everyday nor did I know much about it. My friends would always talk about girls and I would play along to keep them from guessing. I didn’t care for it much really, but for some reason I wanted to keep my virginity a secret. I was 4 months into my second job as a checker at my local grocery store and as an employee, we are supposed to know where everything in the store is at but what if you didn’t know what it was?

I remember reading TIME magazine while I was waiting for the store to close. When I see this big husky cowboy guy who appears lost trying to look for something.

KY Cowboy: (Trying to be discreet) Hey, hey, come here.

Me: Hi, you need help finding something?

KY Cowboy: Yeah, where’s the KY Jelly?

Why is he whispering? I was asking myself.

Me: Oh… I’ll show you, follow me.

We get to the aisle and I start to look for it.

KY Cowboy: Hey man, you sure we’re in the right area?

Me: KY Jelly right? Should be around here.

KY Cowboy: I don’t think its supposed to be with the peanut butter and jelly, man.

I gave him a puzzled look when he realizes that I didn’t know what KY Jelly was.

KY Cowboy: MUAHAHAH! You don’t know what it is do you!?!? HAHAHAHA!

Still laughing, he pulls his cellphone out of his pocket and dials as I’m walking away embarrassed…

KY Cowboy: Dude! You won’t believe what just happen!