You seen the commercials, guy gets mobbed by girls after using Axe body spray. I’ve used it a couple times and never once received any compliments for the way I smelled other than “whatever you put on, its too much.” Guys are suckers for gimmicks and if we believe an intoxicating body spray will make women attracted to us then were going all out with the gel, body wash and spray.
I see a customer with long spiky hair who appears to be on his way to a date. He’s holding a dozen of roses in one hand while he empties out his hand basket full of Axe products.
Me: Ah, I love these commercials! Do these really work?
Axe Man: Haha, I’m not sure but maybe it is because I finally got this girl to talk to me.
Me: I like how you bought the same fragrances. You don’t want to confuse the girl with a bunch of different ones.
Axe Man: Yeah, the smell is very strong and at her workplace, I’m gonna need something strong to stand out.
Me: Axe hair gel too?
Axe Man: Anything to get ahead, I’ve been trying to talk to her for months!
Me: Nice touch with the flowers, that should alone win her over.
Axe Man: I’m going to surprise her at work! Hey while you have the till open can I get $30 in ones?
Me: Oh sure, where does she work at?
Axe Man: The strip club…
Things People Buy - Axe products
