When your wife tells you to go get something to eat immediately for dinner, make sure you know what she’s talking about.
At the customer service counter…
Got Yelled At: Hey, I would like to return this chicken I bought earlier.
Me: Anything wrong with it?
Got Yelled At: No, my wife told me to get chicken but I didn’t know she meant ready-made chicken from the deli.
I inspect the chicken.
Got Yelled At: There’s nothing wrong with it, buddy.
Whole frozen chicken
Phone rings…
Me: Hang on for one sec…
Me: Thanks for calling your neighborhood grocery store. Can you please hold?
On Hold: OK…
Me: Sorry about that, why don’t you grab the one you want and we can do the return.
The customer heads to the deli…
Me: Thanks for holding. What can I help you with?
Very Annoyed: About time! My husband was supposed to return a frozen chicken. Is he there yet?
Me: Yes, Ma’am. We’re doing the exchange as we speak.
Very Annoyed: Just make sure he doesn’t get the turkey!
She hangs up. Her husband comes back from the deli.
Me: Umm…. your wife just called me and she wanted chicken. That’s turkey…
Got Yelled At: Are you fuc%&#g serious! She called!
Baked chicken
