I’m a Vet

by PkWynn on December 11, 2009

Chau’s first job is working in a grocery store. He started last summer as a 17-year-old courtesy clerk, working during his senior year of high school to save up money for college. His ethnicity is Vietnamese and although he doesn’t really speak the language he also isn’t familiar with the culture’s history.

An older white man wearing a black Vietnam veteran’s hat and dark shades comes into the checkout line. Chau is bagging for me when the man asks what nationality he is.

Courtesy Clerk Chau: Vietnamese…

The Vet: See this hat, what does this say?

Courtesy Clerk Chau: Vietnam Vet…

He stares Chau down.

The Vet: You people should thank me.

I’m starting to feel the tension and then I realize he is trying to intimidate Chau.

Me: Chau, why don’t you go outside to get the carts.

He doesn’t pay me any attention as he’s continuing to bag but he keeps the conversation going.

Courtesy Clerk Chau: Oh, why is that?

The Vet: Because I was in Nam.

Courtesy Clerk Chau: Oh… I didn’t know there were veterinarians in Vietnam.

The Vet: What? I’m a veteran, not a veterinarian.

Courtesy Clerk Chau: You take care of sick animals, right?

The Vet: No! I’m not a veterinarian! I was in the war!

Courtesy Clerk Chau: I don’t get it. What war would a vet have in Vietnam?

INTERCOM: CHAU! CUSTOMER SERVICE TO THE BOTTLE ROOM!

Phew! How ironic, he’s saved by the bottle room. The man is clearly red in the face and agitated by the conversation.

The Vet: Are all of you guys this stupid?

I catch up with Chau later and ask him if he knew what the man was talking about.

Courtesy Clerk Chau: He was confusing. I didn’t know what he was talking about.

Me: You mean you don’t know anything about the Vietnam war?

Courtesy Clerk Chau: What Vietnam war?

  • http://jensvoices.blogspot.com JenJen

    Hi there,
    Not sure how you found me! But Happy to return the favor of a comment.

    I cannot believe that this is real…OMG.

  • http://poyndexter.blogspot.com Diane

    Paul, thanks for visiting my (other) blog. I have no idea how you found it, but thanks! You are funny – I imagine there is no end to the humorous and ridiculous things that you probably witness every single day. I’ve often thought that no one really needs reality tv, just pop into my office anytime and check out the drama! I’ll check in (no pun intended) on you later!!

  • http://www.amylipke.blogspot.com MadsMom

    Wow, kids these days, huh?

    I kept waiting for the kid to wink at you to let you know he was taking the old fart for a ride.

    Thanks for stoppin’ by, btw. McDreamy isn’t usually in my spank bank but he’s good for defrosting the freezer.

  • Rebecca S.

    Hello Paul,
    Thanks for stopping by my blog. I enjoyed reading a couple of your checkout stories, and found this vet one really amusing. I’m wondering how much history kids are learning these days!

  • http://www.allegriaimagesbylynn.blogspot.com Lynn

    I was waiting for the punchline at the end. It would have been perfect if Chau was taking the vet for a ride. I’m enjoying reading your posts. Retail has the potential for more stories than any other profession, excepting maybe flight attending, because of the close proximity to so many different people. Great story fodder!

    Which flower were you referring to on your comment on my blog this afternoon? I want to know which one to make a wish on!

  • http://www.bugginword.com BugginWord

    Giggle! Now I want to print that up on a nice white lab coat!

  • http://www.phoenixism.net David Quintero

    Hee hee, I always look forward to November 11, that’s when I celebrate Veterinarians Day!

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