Don’t Double That Bag!

by PkWynn on December 17, 2009

Working in a grocery store, we are trained to fill bags to their maximum capacity to save costs. But to our own judgment we do what we think is substantial for our customers to carry their groceries home in one piece. At times, it is necessary to double bag groceries but many customers feel it is unnecessary to do so even at the checker’s discretion. Now I’m all for being against plastic bags, but they are usually the best option with handles to better carry groceries unless the customer provides a reusable bag. If your checker double bags your groceries, just remember they are actually doing it for a reason…

I see a 64oz carton of orange juice and 2 bottles of Merlot wine coming towards me on the conveyor belt. I bag the carton of orange juice in its own bag and start to bag the 2 bottles of wine together when the customer stops me…

Miss Don’t Double: Hey, hey! I don’t want too many plastic bags.

I stop bagging…

Miss Don’t Double: Condense it to one bag!

Me: Are you sure? That’s a bit heavy for these bags…

Miss Don’t Double: That’s fine.

I bag the orange juice and the two wines together and then proceed to double bag when she stops me again…

Miss Don’t Double: Don’t double the bag! I hate having these stupid plastic bags everywhere.

Me: But it won’t hold…

Miss Don’t Double: Just one bag!

I can only imagine this bag has the potential for disaster.

While I’m checking out the next customer, she grabs her bag and heads out the door when I hear a loud,

“CRASH!”

Without hesitating, I announce on the intercom, “We need a wet cleanup in the lobby!”

  • http://minyards7.blogspot.com Alicia

    Hey there. Thanks for stopping by my blog!

    Your blog is so funny! I’ve already read this whole page!!

  • http://ninekindsofcrazy.wordpress.com/ Sharon

    OMG! It’s too bad it didn’t break in the parking lot, or better yet, in her driveway.

  • http://www.secretstorytime.blogspot.com Secretia

    You had to love it though.

  • http://iamadick.squarespace.com mepsipax

    Ok, see I think this is more of an issue of stupidity. I hate all those bags too, but know when I need them. However, my baggers are fucking stupid. They can’t bag for crap.

  • http://eatsleeprunwhenever.blogspot.com genesis

    haha. great I TOLD YOU SO! moment.

  • http://fritterfarmers.blogspot.com Kat

    Hehehe! I love that!

  • http://poyndexter.blogspot.com Diane

    subversively enjoyable revenge!

  • http://acheetonamedlarry.com Jaime

    Well. as far as beer and football go…HELLS YEAH! Are you kidding me?

    As far as double bagging? I’m a double bag whore. I need the extra bags to scoop cat litter.

  • http://www.phoenixism.net David Quintero

    Damn Paul, reminds me of the time about 7 years ago…I bought a 12-pack of Newcastle from the Von’s near my house. I was carrying the carton out to my car when it suddenly just gave way in the parking lot. I lost about half the beers (and it’s not cheap). I was so discouraged I just went home and had the 6 remaining beers.

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