Walking Barefoot in the Grocery Store

by PkWynn on December 18, 2009

Many public establishments do not allow walking around barefoot because of liability issues. At the grocery store I work at, our policy is no shirt, no shoes, no service, but people still do it anyhow. For whatever reason people do so, just walking in the parking lot barefooted is disgusting because you really don’t know what you’re stepping on and considering we’re in the Northwest, which rains constantly, there has to be a more reasonable answer…

Checker Jenni signals me over about a person walking barefoot in the store. I approach 2 guys wearing black skinny jeans and fluorescent color t-shirts, bright orange and lime green respectively. The one in the bright orange shirt has on sandals and the other in the lime green shirt, barefoot.

Me: Hey guys, you can’t be in the store without any shoes on.

Sandals Guy: I have shoes on. He doesn’t.

Barefoot Guy: Dude, those aren’t shoes, they’re sandals!

Me: OK, well, sandals guy you can stay and barefoot guy you can sit on the bench inside the store until he’s done.

I walk away and about 3 minutes later, I see the barefoot guy in the motorized scooter for the handicapped.

Me: What are you doing!

Barefoot Guy: Shopping for groceries. You said I couldn’t do it barefoot. I’m not walking around.

Me: That’s for the handicapped!

At this point, I’m really annoyed as I watch him park the scooter.

Barefoot Guy: My friend probably doesn’t know what to buy! He’s taking too long!

Me: I’ll go see where he’s at.

I head towards the aisles to look for his friend, when I see…

The guy in the bright yellow shirt with sandals pushing a shopping cart with the barefoot guy in it!

Me: Are you serious! What are you doing!

Barefoot Guy: I’m helping him shop!

Me: Both of you out!

They both walk out the store when the barefoot guy turns around and says…

Barefoot Guy: Can I use the bathroom?

Me:

What a day…

  • http://thetreeswillclap.wordpress.com Erika

    HA!

    I’m sorry, but I like these guys. That’s hilarious. Gotta give it to them… they are tenacious.

  • http://www.twitter.com/twitter Christopher

    This is a hard one, because, on one hand, I love being Barefoot. But on the other hand, that was quite the annoying move on their part. You should have made him wait in the bottle room, if I so much as stepped in the bottle room with bare feet, I would wear shoes for life.

  • http://poyndexter.blogspot.com Diane

    oh my goodness, from where I’m sitting, this is so funny! May not have been at the time, but sound just like a scene from a movie.

    When my brother and I were young kids, we’d go barefoot all summer. Even to the grocery store. Once my brother noticed that the bottoms of his feet were really dirty after walking around in the store for a while. He told my mom that the store must have invisible dirt on the floor. You can’t see it, but it shows up on your feet. I still have to laugh about that.

  • http://www.secretstorytime.blogspot.com Secretia

    Barefootedness is best at the beach. Dirty feet are a turnoff.

  • http://joylicious.net Joy

    Paul, your stories are so funny hahahaha I especially like the guy who tried to shoplift a sandwich but still paid for his beer. I figure he probably would’ve taken both if his “pack pack” was just big enough hahaha. Out of control!!!

  • http://ninekindsofcrazy.wordpress.com/ Sharon

    hahaha this sounds like something my kids would do!

  • http://eatsleeprunwhenever.blogspot.com genesis

    wanna bet they were stoners?

  • http://acheetonamedlarry.com Jaime

    lmao!!!! Oh man, now that’s entertainment. I’m sure not for you. But for me.

  • http://www.coastalconcoctions.com ByDSea

    LOL…that is funny, I personally think you should have made sandal guy get inside the cart and have barefoot guy pushing him from behind with the riding cart, just for humors sake. Be glad they didn’t each put a sandal on and attempt to hop through the store.
    Cheers,
    C

  • Barefoot Dude

    What’s the big deal about being barefoot in a store? No one eats food off of the floor, and I don’t handle food on the shelves with my feet, so it’s purely an aesthetic thing — people don’t like seeing others in bare feet.

    The liability thing is only an issue if the store is negligent (leaving broken glass on the floor, etc.).

    GO BAREFOOT!!!

  • http://www.freedomizerradio.com Proof

    Personally, I never understood why people make such a big deal if someone doesn’t have shoes on. You can have on basically a newspaper under your foot held on by a rubberband and that’s fine. I’ve seen people yell at women because they are standing and have one of their feet out of their shoe. Why???

    It’s funny everyone tries to say “insurance reasons”. I own a business, and have owned others before. Not one policy i ever had said anything about shoes being worn to get a policy or to receive discounts!

  • scott sanderson

    Why was the fact that someone was barefoot any of your concern. Sorry, but you come across as a busy body. If you had left them alone, they would have most likely shopped and left without incident. Instead, you acted all indignant and so, the man responded in kind.
    There are no laws about barefoot customers in public places. If you don’t believe me, check, they not on the books.. If that was his only offense, then what concern is it of yours. So, he had dirty feet. Don’t people sometimes come into your store with dirty hands, especially if they just been working outside. Besides its not “your” store anyway. Its a public store. You should have just ignored them.

  • dreaming78

    What I’ve never had adequately explained to me is why it’s utterly unacceptable to have bare feet in a store (or whatever) because they’re DIRTY, but those same establishments are just fine with the same dirt being on the bottoms of shoes. What am I supposed to do, hover?

    Scott above me is absolutely right. It is not illegal. And insurance has nothing to do with it, either. People are just squirmy about bare feet for some reason.

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