Nothing freaks out more Portlanders than snow. The whole city literally shuts down. Four inches of snow dropped on Portland yesterday, that’s right 4 inches. Four inches is miniscule to those living in the Midwest or East Coast. Somewhere over there, after reading that last sentence, they are laughing at us.
People putting on chains, getting stuck in traffic for hours, and panicking as they are looking for dinner options at the grocery store. Tons of people came in looking for something to eat and the deli had lines of people waiting for hot food. Fried chicken, corn dogs, chicken tenders, Chinese entrees all wiped out.
We had to keep mopping the floors because customers were coming in constantly. Johnny J, the courtesy clerk pretty much propped up by the door all day with a mop making sure a lawsuit wasn’t gonna happen. The parking lot was packed with cars unable to see the parking line, parked wherever they felt comfortable and many cars had trouble leaving the lot.
All of this for 4 inches of snow. Thank goodness I was working.






