Lame Customer Joke – Jackpot

by PkWynn on January 15, 2010

Back in the day, checkers would have to count out change from their cash registers. Nowadays, grocery stores have automatic coin dispensers which puts less responsibility on the cashiers. The process is very efficient; checker hands the customer their receipt and paper change, all while the coin dispenser kicks out the leftover change.

change Lame Customer Joke   Jackpot

CHING! CHING! CHING!

Jackpot Winner: Looks like I hit the jackpot!

Me: [unenthusiastically] Yay….

Next Customer…

CHING! CHING! CHING!

Another Jackpot Winner: Wow! Everyone’s a winner here!

Me: [unenthusiastically] Yay…

Have a great weekend everyone!

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{ 15 comments… read them below or add one }

Alicia January 15, 2010 at 7:13 am

LOL!! If you got a dime every time someone had a comment about that!!

secret agent woman January 15, 2010 at 11:32 am

I’d just be glad the customers are being friendly!

JStar January 15, 2010 at 11:37 am

LOL…Yea, I see the cashiers are upgrading…I was the one that had to count down my register…

Phoenixism January 15, 2010 at 1:50 pm

Haha do you ever get the urge to tell someone “yeah, everyone’s a freakin comedian!”

Sharon January 15, 2010 at 2:00 pm

it’s too bad the change doesn’t go into a tip jar for Paul

Christine January 15, 2010 at 2:14 pm

Oh I can see how that wasn’t funny even the first time you heard it.

I solemnly swear to never be a lame customer commenter. And the next time my change is dispensed via ‘ching ching ching’ I will hand it over to my checker. But only if it’s like over .50, b/c anything under that would seem lame, too.

Kallay January 15, 2010 at 2:54 pm

Hahaha!!! Pretty soon you’ll be a dealer in Vegas! You should tell people that’s your way of saying thank you for returning the carts.

Diane January 15, 2010 at 3:46 pm

gotta get your joy any way you can apparently. Some days, watching the coins emerge from the change dispenser might be just over-the-top amusement!
:)

Aunt Juicebox January 15, 2010 at 7:32 pm

I must say it’s never occurred to me to comment on the change dispenser. The first time I ever saw one was actually at a fast food restaurant, Wendy’s I believe, and I was confused by it. I was like, is that mine?

mepsipax January 15, 2010 at 8:49 pm

You make me want to be abetter person… Nay. But thanks for the blog.

Joanne January 15, 2010 at 10:48 pm

Yes I have experienced these change dispensers before. Personally, I like the old-fashioned cash register better. But I’m probably in the minority. that and I almost always use a credit card.

Have a good weekend!

Allison January 16, 2010 at 12:20 pm

Thanks for stopping by on my SITS day! I LOVED all the comment love and now I’m here to spread it around!

You realize NOW I totally have to do that the next time I’m at the till!

PkWynn January 16, 2010 at 7:55 pm

@Alicia – I’d be rich and still working as a grocery clerk!

@Secret Agent Woman – That’s is true but if its over and over, it takes it toll not to mention all the other stuff that occurs.

@JStar – We’re very fortunate to in this day and age with advance technology.

@Phoenixism – Haha, yeah then I’d be a smart ass and call corporate on me.

@Sharon – Aww… but that shouldn’t be right. I still get paid =).

@Christine – You really used to comment? So what else did you say?

@Kallay – Haha, yeah! Dealers get tipped don’t they?

@Diane – That is true Diane. Gotta get what you can.

@Aunt Juicebox – Haha, We get that too.

@Mepsipax – LOL. I can’t change you but I really dig your blog.

@Joanne – Indeed Joanne, unfortunately your are part of the minority but there’s nothing wrong with that.

@Allison – Ha, Allison! You lose one you gain one.

Gropius January 17, 2010 at 5:05 pm

I bet sometimes people who are trying to be friendly appear obnoxious…like you’ve never heard one of them say that before!

Secretia January 19, 2010 at 12:36 pm

Where I worked, the guy jammed up the first quarter tower with a toothpick, the customers got shorted 25 cents each, he made about 30 bucks a day in the overage and used it for his drug habit. true story.

Secretia

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