Lame Customer Joke – Jackpot

by PkWynn on January 15, 2010

Back in the day, checkers would have to count out change from their cash registers. Nowadays, grocery stores have automatic coin dispensers which puts less responsibility on the cashiers. The process is very efficient; checker hands the customer their receipt and paper change, all while the coin dispenser kicks out the leftover change.

change Lame Customer Joke   Jackpot

CHING! CHING! CHING!

Jackpot Winner: Looks like I hit the jackpot!

Me: [unenthusiastically] Yay….

Next Customer…

CHING! CHING! CHING!

Another Jackpot Winner: Wow! Everyone’s a winner here!

Me: [unenthusiastically] Yay…

Have a great weekend everyone!

  • http://minyards7.blogspot.com Alicia

    LOL!! If you got a dime every time someone had a comment about that!!

  • http://incognitoagent.blogspot.com secret agent woman

    I’d just be glad the customers are being friendly!

  • http://msjstar1275.blogspot.com/ JStar

    LOL…Yea, I see the cashiers are upgrading…I was the one that had to count down my register…

  • http://www.phoenixism.net Phoenixism

    Haha do you ever get the urge to tell someone “yeah, everyone’s a freakin comedian!”

  • http://ninekindsofcrazy.wordpress.com/ Sharon

    it’s too bad the change doesn’t go into a tip jar for Paul

  • http://raisedqueer.squarespace.com Christine

    Oh I can see how that wasn’t funny even the first time you heard it.

    I solemnly swear to never be a lame customer commenter. And the next time my change is dispensed via ‘ching ching ching’ I will hand it over to my checker. But only if it’s like over .50, b/c anything under that would seem lame, too.

  • http://kallaydoscope.com Kallay

    Hahaha!!! Pretty soon you’ll be a dealer in Vegas! You should tell people that’s your way of saying thank you for returning the carts.

  • http://poyndexter.blogspot.com Diane

    gotta get your joy any way you can apparently. Some days, watching the coins emerge from the change dispenser might be just over-the-top amusement!
    :)

  • http://baconismylover.blogspot.com Aunt Juicebox

    I must say it’s never occurred to me to comment on the change dispenser. The first time I ever saw one was actually at a fast food restaurant, Wendy’s I believe, and I was confused by it. I was like, is that mine?

  • http://iamadick.squarespace.com mepsipax

    You make me want to be abetter person… Nay. But thanks for the blog.

  • http://joanne-eatswellwithothers.blogspot.com Joanne

    Yes I have experienced these change dispensers before. Personally, I like the old-fashioned cash register better. But I’m probably in the minority. that and I almost always use a credit card.

    Have a good weekend!

  • http://allycupe.wordpress.com Allison

    Thanks for stopping by on my SITS day! I LOVED all the comment love and now I’m here to spread it around!

    You realize NOW I totally have to do that the next time I’m at the till!

  • http://www.mostlygrocery.com PkWynn

    @Alicia – I’d be rich and still working as a grocery clerk!

    @Secret Agent Woman – That’s is true but if its over and over, it takes it toll not to mention all the other stuff that occurs.

    @JStar – We’re very fortunate to in this day and age with advance technology.

    @Phoenixism – Haha, yeah then I’d be a smart ass and call corporate on me.

    @Sharon – Aww… but that shouldn’t be right. I still get paid =).

    @Christine – You really used to comment? So what else did you say?

    @Kallay – Haha, yeah! Dealers get tipped don’t they?

    @Diane – That is true Diane. Gotta get what you can.

    @Aunt Juicebox – Haha, We get that too.

    @Mepsipax – LOL. I can’t change you but I really dig your blog.

    @Joanne – Indeed Joanne, unfortunately your are part of the minority but there’s nothing wrong with that.

    @Allison – Ha, Allison! You lose one you gain one.

  • http://gropiusvseddie.blogspot.com Gropius

    I bet sometimes people who are trying to be friendly appear obnoxious…like you’ve never heard one of them say that before!

  • http://www.secretstorytime.blogspot.com Secretia

    Where I worked, the guy jammed up the first quarter tower with a toothpick, the customers got shorted 25 cents each, he made about 30 bucks a day in the overage and used it for his drug habit. true story.

    Secretia

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