We’re asking for a favor. Please, the first thing to do before anything else is to either slide your club card or enter your phone number into the card reader. Yes, you can really slide your saver card or enter your phone number into the card reader for the savings. You don’t have to do it but this is just a favor. Unless your saver card doesn’t work because it’s worn out or the magnetic strip is demagnetized or the screen doesn’t let you enter the phone number then we can do it for you. What annoys us is when we’re scanning the groceries and customers puts the saver card in front of our face to scan for them when it can easily be done with the reader. You don’t have to do it but this is just a favor. Just remember to follow the prompts on the screen but do not press the “ENTER” button before sliding your card. You don’t have to do it but this is just a favor.
An older man is unloading his groceries onto the conveyor belt…
Saver Card Holder: [yelling from the end of the checkstand] I have a saver card!
Me: OK.
Saver Card Holder: My number is 503…
Me: [yelling from the end of the checkstand][tapping the card reader] Sir, you can enter your number here.
He finishes unloading his groceries…
Me: How are you doing to…
Saver Card Holder: [cuts me off] My number is 503…
I enter the number but it doesn’t work…
Me: Sir, your number doesn’t work. Do you have another one?
Saver Card Holder: I don’t. That’s the one I use all the time.
Cliche answer. Phone numbers linked to the saver card just don’t disappear.
Me: Do you have another number?
Saver Card Holder: Hang on.
I go back to scanning the groceries…
Then out of my peripheral view, I see a card hovering in front of my face…
Saver Card Holder: [dangling the card] Here’s my card!
Stupid me. I want to change the world and consideration for others…
Me: Sir, just slide it right here.
He presses the ENTER button and continues to slide his card repeatedly.
Saver Card Holder: Is it working? Is it working?
If I could have only slid his card earlier…
You don’t have to do it but this is just a favor.
Do you prefer your checker to scan the saver card for you?




