Dr. Mr Bluetooth
I just wanted to say your annoying. With your fancy headset, black trench coat and sunglasses you’re way too cool for me. Let me guess, you’re Neo from the Matrix right?
Neo from the Matrix Movie
You don’t talk to grocery clerks because we really don’t exist in the Matrix. We’re just one of the annoyances that are pestering your existence. There’s no need for manners in your world is there? Would your mission be compromised if you just said hello?
or at least answered when I asked you if you needed a bag? Nevermind the fact that it was raining outside and you walked through the store soaking wet then while standing in the checkout line you manage to make a man made puddle. No thanks to you for grabbing the courtesy clerk to clean up your mess. He’s behind you with a mop and a bucket waiting for you to move but I guess you’re too busy talking to Morpheus.
Morpheus from the Matrix Movie
Even with your headset, you are still talking on the phone during checkout which really annoys your grocery clerk. Well here’s a dose of reality. You are not Neo and this is not the Matrix, its a grocery store. All we want is a little consideration.
Sincerely,
Paul
Your neighborhood Grocery Clerk
