Ways to Annoy your Grocery Clerk #33 – Buttering Up

by PkWynn on April 18, 2010

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There are some people who are always nice to each other. Then there are some who only act nice if they want something. We always get customers that want something who call us by our name. Customers we barely know and the only connection they have with us is with our name tag. They like to “butter us up” by being really nice to us and then drop the favor bomb…

Buttering Ben: Hey, Paul. How’s work treating you?

Me: Umm.. it’s going okay, I guess.

Buttering Ben: Paul, you always seem to be in a good mood. I always like coming into your line.

Me: [confused] You do?

Buttering Ben: I only go to this store because of the way you guys treat your customers.

Me: Thank you. That means a lot!

Buttering Ben: Paul, I need to cash this check.

Me: I’m sorry but our customer service booth only does that and it closed at 6 PM.

Buttering Ben: Paul, can you do it just this time?

Since he’s nice…

Me: Sure, why not?

Our store policy doesn’t allow us to cash third party checks.

Me: Sorry but we can’t accept third party checks.

Buttering Ben: Paul, you can trust me. I come here all the time.

Me: I’m sorry. It’s store policy.

Buttering Ben: Paul, comon…

Sigh…

  • Belle in Texas

    Seems it’s always the creepy ones that call me by name, too. Lecherous, creepy types. Now I know to look out for that “buttering up” too! I always wonder if they are calling me by name to be friendly or to imply “I know your name now, so you’d better be nice or I will go TELL on you.” I enjoy your stories and can really relate to most of them. We have a handful of regulars that come in wanting the strangest things or want special attention or favors. They always call me by name. One bitch wants her groceries in plastic bags….get this…..then inside paper bags…..then inside more plastic bags. JIMINY CRICKET! Ree-damn-dic-u-lous! Her reasoning: “It’s easier to carry.” Bullshit!

    Belle: Thank you for reading Belle. I’m glad you can relate to the stories! I don’t call my parents much although I should but when I do, they always think I’m asking for money. My mom now picks up the phone and says, “you know I’m broke right?” I’m like mom I’m just calling to say, “hi!”

  • http://gropiusvseddie.blogspot.com Gropius

    Isn’t it depressing when you figure out someone is only being nice to you to get something? Majorly disappointing.

    Gropius: Isn’t that what kids do?

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