Walking to the Grocery Store

by PkWynn on April 22, 2010

Walking to the grocery store in California gets more and more interesting. In this episode, some guys were trying to sell electronic equipment and household products from the back of a truck.

truck Walking to the Grocery Store

Household Hustler: Yo! Yo! Yo! I gots TV’s and camcorders for sale!

tv Walking to the Grocery Store

I’ve been longing to buy a camcorder for quite some time.

Me: What kind do you have?

Household Hustler: I’ve got this Sony brah. For $200 bucks it’s yours.

camcorder 300x194 Walking to the Grocery Store

Oh no! I just spent $65 bucks on groceries and I haven’t worked in a month!

Me: How many do you have?

Household Hustler: I gots a whole bunch brah. Brand new in the box, mang.

Me: Alright, I’ll be right back!

I don’t have money to buy a camcorder but I’ll ask my dad. I mean the last time I asked him for money was when I was in high school and I’m 28 now so I’m sure he doesn’t mind now. Would he?

Me: Hey dad, can I get $200 bucks?

Dad: Why?

Me: I want to buy a camcorder and these guys by the grocery store are selling them very cheap!

Dad: Is it from a white truck?

Me: Uh, yes.

Dad: They’re scammers! My friend thought he bought a TV and when he opened the box it was an oven door!

oven Walking to the Grocery Store

I sure miss Portland right about now…

Tagged as: walking to the grocery store

  • http://msjstar1275.blogspot.com/ JStar

    LOL…Yea, dont be suprised if it was a box of bricks like they do here in DC :) You know they were stolen right??? ANYTHING off the street is hot man…Unless I KNOW the person, I wouldnt trust it….They said if it sounds too good to be true, it prob is :)

    JStar: Hmm an oven door or bricks? I’ll take bricks. You never when you need to build something.

  • jason

    You are 28 years old asking your dad for money? And you don’t know ppl selling shit out of the back of a truck isn’t legit. Are you fucking kidding me? You’re an idiot. You are 28 years old, shit head. California is just like any other place fucktard. What have you been living under a rock? Where do you live? I want to come over and sell you some beach front property in utah, asshole. I think the average IQ of Portland has just gone up with your departure to California. Just don’t be moving to Hawaii with your lame ass.

    Jason: Are you serious? I heard Utah has amazing beaches! Please email me about your offer so we can further discuss this. Funny how some people like you don’t get sarcasm and storytelling. This blog is getting popular everyday!

  • http://www.wickedgirlsthinkit.com Wicked Shawn

    That’s great!! The high school boy who lived next door when I first bought my house used to “offer me things all the time. “Free” car dvd players, spinners for my SUV, he was going to hook me up. LMAO. Yeah, he’s in jail now.

  • http://twosandwichesshort.com Iain

    Hahaha let the buyer beware. Oven door’s better actually, at least you could pretend it’s a TV. Bricks are nothing like camcorders.

    And way to miss the point Jason.

  • http://raptweets.net Jermaine Rap Tweeter

    Jason–are YOU serious? I don’t think Jstar is the dumb one….lol #LookAtYoSelf

  • http://www.phoenixism.net Phoenixism

    Nah, the real street bargains are those “early” DVD copies of movies that are still theaters near you…

  • Esther

    The best bargain sounds like that “beach front property in Utah”!!!!

    Got you b*tch!

  • http://jonhappiness.blogspot.com Jonha @ Happiness

    haha, sometimes things are not what they seem!

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