You’re 86!

by PkWynn on May 25, 2010

According to Wikipedia, “86” is a slang term that is used in the American popular culture as a transitive verb to mean “Throw out”, get rid of”, particularly in the food service industry as a term to describe an item no longer available on the menu, or to refuse service to a customer. I’ve used this term to trespassers who try to come back into the grocery store and many of them do understand. I like to think “86” is more of a “polite” term as opposed to “get out,” or “if you don’t leave, I’ll call the cops!”

However, this one particular incident got me confused…

Me: Excuse me but you’ve been trespassed.

Trespassing Transient: No you have the wrong guy!

I pull out the paper with his mug shot…

Me: I’m pretty sure it’s you.

Trespassing Transient: [yelling] Can I just get something?

Me: No. You’ve been 86. You have to go.

Trespassing Transient: Fine. Whatever! And it’s not 86 it’s 69!

Confused. I thought about it for a long minute…

Me: It’s 86! So you gotta go!

Trespassing Transient: 69! 69! 69! It’s 69!

Me: No it’s 86! Stop wasting my time. I’ll call the cops!

Trespassing Transient: 69! 69! Wasting your time? You get paid by the hour anyhow!

You know he’s right…

Me: It’s 86…

86 300x300 Youre 86!

  • http://msjstar1275.blogspot.com/ JStar

    LOL

  • http://iamadick.squarespace.com mepsipax

    Arguing with homeless….get paid by the hour….great benefits. Ha. Loved it.

  • http://thetreeswillclap.com Erika

    HA. Sorry buddy, 69 is something very different…

  • http://suzicate.wordpress.com SuziCate

    69 is definitely not 86!

  • http://3rdandcollege.blogspot.com Peter L

    69 I know, but I have never heard of 86. Is it like “deep-sixed”?

  • http://www.wickedgirlsthinkit.com Wicked Shawn

    I am laughing, but in an attempt to behave myself, that is all I’m saying.

  • http://minyards7.blogspot.com Alicia

    I think I’m confused now???

  • Victor

    69 sexual position 86st thrown out and never to return

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