Ways to Annoy your Grocery Clerk

#1 – Express Line

#2 – Hardly Working?

#3 – It’s Sunny Outside

#4 – Paper or Plastic?

#5 – I Really Need to Go

#6 – Beep

#7 – Last Call

#8 – Cell Phones

#9 – All at the Same Time

#10 – Backseat Bagger

#11 – Follow the Prompts

#12 – Last Minute WIC Vouchers

#13 – Loading Groceries into the Cart

#14 – Shopping Carts Left Behind

#15 – No bags

#16 – Slide your Saver Card

#17 – Fast card Slider

#18 – Bluetooth Headsets

#19 – Checkout Dividers

#20 – Gameshow

#21 – Insufficient Funds

#22 – Follow the Light

#23 – Forming Alliances

#24 – Heckler

#25 – Price Match

#26 – Shopping in Line

#27 – Bad Payment Cards

#28 – Writing Checks

#29 – Carding for Alcohol

#30 – PDA at the Checkout

#31 – Fake Money Joke

#32 – Consuming before Checkout

#33 – Buttering Up

#34 – Last Checkstand

#35 – That Sucks

#36 – Just get a Saver Card

#37 – Fine Dining … on Food Stamps

#38 – I Don’t Have Any Change

#39 – Cash Back

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  • lfees

    There should be one titled, “Do you work here?” where you rant about how people ask if you work there, while you’re leaning against the checkstand in the store uniform. That’s always my favorite.

  • http://twitter.com/hairraisinghell Candid Hairdresser

    Pretty much my MOST LOATHED EVER is “do you work here?” I used to work in a pet store in the mall and people would walk in to a store that was COMPLETELY EMPTY except for me and a pile of puppies and running around on the floor and ask me if I worked there.

    I had not problem telling them that the dogs sure as fuck didn’t, and by process of elimination…

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